A Material Sojourn


Dear Tumblr, Ford, et al.

There are certainly times when “and” is better. I love Fish AND chips.

There are times when it isn’t so much. Breaking AND entering isn’t really so much better than either.

Let us be clear, though. There are times when “and” is not, in any way, better. Rape AND Pillage? No thank you. Drinking AND Driving? I’ll take either, but not both. Ford AND Tumblr? Seems like a hellish match that I really could live without.

The only Ford product I ever owned was a POS was a family sedan with the turning radius of a small SUV. It literally caught fire while driving through a parking lot, and I cheered.